So yesterday I needed to remember the room number where my new class. I didn't have any paper on me, and I needed a place to write the classroom location so I wouldn't forget, so I pulled out my Ice Breakers Ice Cubes gum packet.
And I thought to myself, "Oh, this chewing gum casing is made out of a thin cardboard, I should be able to write my classroom number on this and be able to remember where my class is."
But no, the Ice Cubes gum failed again.
I started writing, but it turns out the colour on the box was too dark and even when writing in big, thick pen lines, THE BOX COULD NOT PROPERLY COPE WITH ME WRITING ON IT.
It started collapsing. I freaked out and dropped the box. I picked it up and tried to write lighter, but alas, dear reader, my pen ink wasn't dark enough to see on top of the disgusting graphics shown on the box.
So, I shed a small tear and did what any gum-degraded man would do.
I took the pen to my hand.
Yes, I'm ashamed to say it, but I wrote on my hand. I EAT WITH THAT HAND. I WASH MY RIGHT HAND WITH THAT HAND. I DO SO MANY THINGS WITH THAT HAND.
And it was defiled, all because of the Ice Breakers Ice Cubes gum.
I pray my children never find out about this.